Sunday, November 22, 2009

Why does my dog keep humping me?

Ole Ernie has always been a pretty good dog. Except when he craps on the poker table. But ever since I had him shaved., he's been acting real strange. Every time I go to sleep, there's Ole Ernie pounding away on me. I wouldn't mind so much but he's a pretty big dog. And I mean that he's manly big. He don't do it to my girlfriend or my wife. Just me. My friend Curly said that Ole Ernie was on the low down. That don't make sense. I got the bed off the floor. When he got shaved, did that make him "that way"? When his hair grows back will he be the same as before? Right now, I'm afraid to use the peanut butter thing. And I'm not sleeping too well.



Why does my dog keep humping me?

Oh, John. Lock the girlfriend and the wife in the bathroom. Tie Ole Ernie to a post. I'll hump you like you have never been humped before. And I have already been shaved.



Why does my dog keep humping me?

He's in heat.



Why does my dog keep humping me?

well is he neutured?



Why does my dog keep humping me?

Because you're so sexy..duh!



Why does my dog keep humping me?

It's a domination thing. He thinks he's the boss over you.



Why does my dog keep humping me?

he needs a mate



Why does my dog keep humping me?

Bet you stayed awake all night thinking up this story.



Why does my dog keep humping me?

dude am pishin ma self laffin here, LMFAO



Sorry lolololol



Why does my dog keep humping me?

He's need a help!



Why does my dog keep humping me?

What did you step in

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