Thursday, June 17, 2010

Should I have my dog shaved?

My girlfriend got a little upset and used half a roll of duct tape to strap my dog, Ernie, to the top of my trailer. Well, after getting him un-stuck, cleaning the bites and scratches on my arms, legs, and chest, it occured to me that since he looks pretty bad with kind of a zebra bald look, should I just shave all his hair off. It's not winter yet so he has a chance to grow it back. Ole Ernie won't stop growling at my girlfried either. Should I have him boarded, or her. I just want some peace and quiet



Should I have my dog shaved?

Rule of thumb: When in doubt, shave. This applies to most situations, from male facial hygeine in a professional environment all the way through to dog grooming and personal relationships. For everyone involved - shave!



Should I have my dog shaved?

Shave him!



Should I have my dog shaved?

kick your girlfriend out she has no right to do that to your dog!



Should I have my dog shaved?

Winter's coming.......rethink



Should I have my dog shaved?

HER!



Dont let her strap up your dog!



If she loves you she should take Ole Ernie and all...



Should I have my dog shaved?

Ditch the girlfriend, shave the dog and buy him a sweater.



Should I have my dog shaved?

You should give him away to someone who won't abuse him.



Should I have my dog shaved?

You can probably get your dog shaved at a groomer.



Should I have my dog shaved?

THAT'S CRUEL!!



Should I have my dog shaved?

your girlfriend should get shot in damn head! u should let the dog go and kill her



lol u sound like a trailor park couple !!!!!!!!!!



GET THE HELL IN HERE CHERRY !! MAKE ME MY DAMN DINNER!



Should I have my dog shaved?

yes you should because If I was a dog I would rather be shaved then look like a zebra



Should I have my dog shaved?

Shave the dog and kickk the girl out. Or let Ol' Ernie bite her a good one!



Should I have my dog shaved?

no, he will walk backwards



Should I have my dog shaved?

Why would your girlfriend do that to your dog? I don't think it is necessary to shave him, maybe just a haircut. Maybe you could just lock him up when your girl is there, so they don't bother each other.



Should I have my dog shaved?

that's horrible!



Should I have my dog shaved?

give the dog a shave and the girl the door, i hope she is not a dog-sitter or for children.



Should I have my dog shaved?

Kick your girlfriend to the curb she has no right to do that to your dog!!!



Should I have my dog shaved?

Trimmed. Winter is on the way. Just enough to make Ernie still pass as a dog. Why would she do such a thing. She needs to learn some compassion in dealing with animals. Ask her if she'd like to make a ponytail hairdo out of duct tape on herself. Then you can take a razor to her to help cover the bald spots.



When Ernie growls at the gf, just snap at him to stop and get him to settle down. She needs to be sweet toward him and give him treats. Eventually, Ernie will be ok around her. Ernie probably pre-dated the girlfriend, so she's the "interloper" and needs to understand that Ernie is your "proxie" child and she needs to show kindness toward him from now on, and if she has any issues, to go through you first.



Should I have my dog shaved?

No,leave the dog alone



Should I have my dog shaved?

Shave your girlfriend instead. *shrugs*



Should I have my dog shaved?

I think you need a full body wax....

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